The Mysterious Case of the Haunted Toilet One day, John woke up to find that his toilet was haunted.
At first, he thought it was just his imagination, but as the day went on, strange things began to happen. The toilet would flush by itself, and strange noises could be heard coming from the bathroom.
John was terrified. He didn't know what to do, so he called a plumber to come and investigate.
The plumber arrived, and John explained the situation to him. The plumber listened carefully, nodded his head, and then said, "I think I know what the problem is."
John asked, "What is it?"
The plumber replied, "You've got a ghost in your toilet."
John was shocked. "A ghost?!" he exclaimed.
The plumber nodded. "Yes, it's a pretty common problem. But don't worry, I've got just the thing for it."
The plumber pulled out a can of "Ghost-Away" spray and sprayed it down the toilet.
John watched in amazement as the ghostly activity stopped immediately.
The plumber smiled and said, "That should do the trick."
John asked, "How did you know it was a ghost?"
The plumber replied, "Well, I've been doing this job for a long time, and I've seen some pretty weird things. But I've never seen a toilet haunted by a ghost... until now."
John laughed and said, "Well, I guess that's a first."
And with that, the plumber left, leaving John to wonder if he had really just seen a ghost in his toilet.
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