Wife: Darling, give me your phone for a second.
Husband: Wait, let me switch it on. Delete videos. Delete pictures. Delete music. Delete private folder Delete number. Delete sms. Delete out going calls. Delete incoming calls. Delete mms. UNISTALL Whatsapp. Delete... Delete... Delete... Delete... Delete... Delete... FORMAT Memory Card. Reset phone to Factory settings...
Husband: Here you go honey, i have nothing to hide from you.
Wife:Thanx love... I just wanted to check the time.
Husband: Oh my God!
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