HR: "Where do you see yourself in five years?"
Candidate: "Well, sir, it depends… Do you mean before or after JAPA?"

HR: "Be serious! What are your strengths?"
Candidate: "Ah, I can hustle! If NEPA takes light, I know how to find who has generator. If fuel is scarce, I know where to buy black market. If the economy is tough, I can turn ₦1k to ₦10k with correct street sense!"

HR: "Okay… What are your weaknesses?"
Candidate: "Hmm… Maybe too much talent?"

HR: "You’re hired."
Candidate: "Omo! Which day is salary alert day abeg?"

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My weakness is I am hired and which day for salary alert oo

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