An Ijebu engineer can't find a job so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR 20k - IF NOT CURED GET BACK 100k. An Ijesha lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn 100k and goes to the clinic... Ijesha Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste" Ijebu man: "Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth" Ijesha Lawyer: "Ugh..this is kerosene" Ijebu man: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me 20k" The annoyed Ijesha lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money... Ijesha Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything" Ijebu man: "Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth" Ijesha Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste" Ijebu man: "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me 20k" The fuming Ijesha lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back 100k. Ijesha Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak" Ijebu man: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this 100k" D Ijesha Lawyer (staring at the cash): "But this is 20k, not 100k" Ijebu man: "Congrats, your eyesight is restored.
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