I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.


Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.


Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.


What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.


I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.


Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.


What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.

I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't make a difference.


Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.

#Late night jokes
#Laughter is the best
#Midnight mis chief

wtd
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ayomidetosin1:
Wtf

please watch your language boss Dem go banned you ooo
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Emmzy200k:
please watch your language boss Dem go banned you ooo

Thanks na god save me
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ayomidetosin1:


Thanks na god save me

you are welcome 😊😊
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Lol
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