What’s the dumbest reason a girl refused to date you?

So, my friend in college was seriously into this girl. And I’m not talking about just any girl, she was fine fine. The type that makes you rethink your entire existence. Everything was going great, they were vibing, and it was clear they were about to make things official. Then my guy finally asks her to be his girlfriend, and she hits him with a hard NO. Why? Because he liked drinking Fruiticana smoothies. And not just any Fruiticana the green one. According to her, a grown man drinking green juice was giving baby vibes. Like, what kind of self respecting adult drinks something that looks like blended grass? She couldn’t take him seriously.

But wait it gets worse. I, too, was rejected for an equally nonsensical reason. A girl refused to date me because brace yourself I don’t watch football. That alone was already a problem, but what made it worse was that I enjoyed basketball, skateboarding, and swimming. According to her, those were “spoiled rich kid hobbies.” Like, apparently, only people born in mansions ever step foot in a swimming pool. The funniest part? She was angry about it. She made it sound like I was out here flexing wealth I didn’t even have. Now, keep in mind I’m from Kabanana. I explained this, thinking it would calm her down. But no she was convinced that I was originally a rich kid, and life just humbled me into Kabanana. Like, in her head, I once lived in a mansion, then one day, I woke up in my neighborhood thinking, “Damn. It finally happened.” And because of that insane theory, she refused to date me.

But the craziest one? A certain girl refused to date me because I didn’t drink alcohol. She looked me dead in the eyes and said, “A man who doesn’t drink is not romantic.” Excuse me? So, in her world, true love is brewed, bottled, and served cold. Apparently, to her, a man must hold a beer in one hand and a woman’s heart in the other. She even told me, “Find me when you start drinking so you can eat some of the hidden fruit.” Hidden fruit? Madam, am I Adam? Is this the Garden of Eden? What fruit are we talking about here? But fine, years later, I finally start drinking not because of her, but you know, life, and I hit her up like, “Hey, I’m finally romantic now.” Crickets. Silence. Not even a “Hi, stranger.” Nothing. Then I hear she’s married. So now I’m here, drinking for no reason.

Men, what’s the wildest reason a girl refused to date you?
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Omo
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She left me because I was a chess player mahn till now I can't believe
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