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I was in the church⛪when the pastor said tomorrow night is a night of fruits that everyone should come with any fruits.

I thought they were going to eat the fruits, so I bought apples 🍏.

The next day, everybody was present with different fruits

The pastor started praying, then point at a woman far behind him, he said:

Pastor: woman what type of fruit do you bring?
Woman: water melon

Pastor: is it slice or full water melon

Woman: full water melon

Pastor: okay woman turn left and h!t the water melon on the head of the person beside you

The woman did as instructed, then the pastor asked did the person shout after hitting him/her she said yes.
Then he said that is how your enemies will shout & d!e the woman shouted Amen.

Moment later the pastor point at a guy beside me, before the pastor could say a word. I have run🏃and leave the church because I was sitting beside a guy with coconut 🥥🥥


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So funny
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Mabel2345:
So funny
LoL 🤣🤣
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