1" In Naija, U will tell person I have súffêred & D person will say U never súffêr reach me as if súffëring is a competítion in Naija

2" My sisters, just because he has a beards doesn't make him man enough even góats🐐 have beards and all they do is Meeeehhh🙄😏🙆😂

3" Gōne are those days when Naija guys will ask ''would U be my girl''? Nowadays they will just start datíng U without informing you😂😂😂😂

4" No be say I no get rich uncles & aunties to live with in Lagos, the prøblem is that small tea & 2 sliçe of bread no dey do me.🤷😂🤣😂😂

5" My neighbor's 6yrs relātionship endéd becus of genotype.
Sometin U would hv asked on D 1st dáte but cold StarRadler & suya no allow YoU😂🤣🤣😂😂

6" Sister, if your engâgement ríng pass 2 years without marríage. Use it as key holder instead.🙆😂🤣

7" The only man who can control a lady without
argúmēnts is a Camera man...he will be lyk "Madam Do as if you want to Clímb Iroko tree" Bēnd down as if u want to select Okrika" Do as if you want to Cross gútter. this people will not kīll me🤦🙆 🙆🤣🤣 🤣
😅😅😂

8" Yesterday, I wanted 2 fíght one Lady in my compound, but people separated us. Just dis Morning , I saw the same Lady training people in Karäte.😲😲🙆🙆😂😂😂

9" A woman will get u ângry, and refúse to apológise
Rather she go sléep nâked beside u, and u go do the apology urself😂 my brother after God fêâr Women🤣🤣

10" Some girls knows very well that they have big tummy yet they'll wear high waíst trouser and be looking líke GOTV remote😂😂😂

11" Eating suya with a friend that paid for it is so strēssfúl.
U will be waiting for the holy spírit to tell u when to take the next one.
😂 😂 😂
🤣

12" Nobody has a better eye sight than a marríed man coming out from a lôdge with his side chíck...He can even see next week.🤣🤣 😂

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