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*1-Practice makes perfect but then nobody is perfect so what’s the point of practicing?
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*2-A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly said: "That part where the hair has grown is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair." the girl smiled. At dinner, she told her sister: "My monkey has grown hair." Her sister smiled and said: "That’s nothing, mine is already eating bananas."😲😲😲

*3-A wife to her husband: "Honey, what are you doing?" "Im reading our marriage certificate." "What for?" "Im looking for the expiry date.😐🤔

*4-Husband: Everytime I hit you, you never fight back. How do you manage your anger?
Wife: I clean the toilet seat...
Husband: How does it help
Wife: I use your toothbrush?😂😂😂😂
*5- HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:

* Compliment her
* cuddle her
* kiss her
* caress her
* love her
* stroke her
* tease her
* comfort her
* protect her
* hug her
* hold her
* spend money on her
* wine & dine her
* buy things for her
* listen to her
* care for her
* stand by her
* support her
* go to the ends of the earth for her....

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:

* Show up naked.😂😂😂
*6- Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Student: A teacher!🤒🤒
*7-Transparent

TEACHER: Akpos, what's the opposite of transparent? AKPOS: Transchildren!🚶🚶🚶
*8-Don't Do It!

HUSBAND: (watching a video) Don't do it! I swear you gonna regret it for the rest of your life. You stupid idiot! Don't say yes! No! No! NOOO!! Aw dang, he actually did it! What a dumb ass!
WIFE: Honey, why you so mad? What are you watching?
HUSBAND: Our wedding ceremony.😲😲😲

*9-Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you. 🤒🤒

*10- Teacher: "Can you tell the name of 3 great Kings who have brought happpines and peace into people lives?" Student: " Smo-king", Drin-king and Fuc-king🤪
🤪Teachers call it cheating, students call it teamwork🤪
Which number make your day ?
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