1" Esther Stop Deçīeving Urself Which One Be Say *"I TooK Cassava FláKes"*
You DrinK Garri Abi You No DrinK?😂😂😂😂
2" When a Stīngy Man is looking for a wife, any woman that ask him for Môney is Not a Wife Material😅
3" Even if She Doesn't check Your phone, She Knows When You're Chëâting or talking to another Woman...it's a gift Såtān gave Them🤣
4" Bro Don't Fēel So Special Just Because She Calls u "Dear" Góne are the days where the word *Dear* is use by lovers, Nowadays Even Políce will tell u, My Dear u are Under Arrēst, Enter Motto😂🤣😂
5" A Brøken Bed is a Sign of a Happy Marriage👌🤣 (Warri Proverb)
6" Person Wey I Tell all my Seçret Don Dey WorK for Radio Station🥺
7" A Hünter Who Returns Home With a Cow Is a Thīef 😂🤣
8" Please Before You Embark 0n Weight Løss, LooK at the Size of Ur Head to Avoïd You LooKing Líke a Standing Fan🤣
9" Even Our Políce Officers Don Dey Play Bét Naija🤣
10" Sometimes you Behäve Abn0rmal to be Heard and Recognize by Normal people.. We are all Strúgglïng to get the Bílls Paid.
11" *See Fínïsh*😩 *Me:* Madam Abeg Give Me Groundnut #50 *Seller:* I Geh Súgar too..ooh
12. Girls that Always Post Yahóó Boys 0n their Status Just to Fēel Among Dey Always Amuse Me
They'll Be Líke..*Talmbout Richie You Don Deh Fåt..ooh😂🤣*
13" What is that name that mum calls you when she wants a favour from you 🤲🏾🤦🏾♂️😏🚶🏾♂️
14. You are trying to go without reåçting 🙄 heaven is far from you 😏🤦♂️