Hey babyyyyyys 😊🫧

Soo my girlfriend invited me for dinner in her place

Before then, I had eaten four plates of beans..
When I got to my Girlfriends place
for dinner she seemed excited to
see me and exclaimed delightedly....
"Darling I have a surprise for you
tonight".🥰
.
She then blindfolded me and led
me to my chair at the dinning table.
I took a seat and just as she was
about to remove my blindfold the
telephone rang.
She made me promise not to touch
the blindfold until she returned and went to
answer the call.
.
The beans I had consumed was still
affecting me and the pressure was
becoming unbearable so while my
girlfriend was out of the room I seized the
opportunity, shifted my
weight to one leg and let one go.
It was not only loud but it smelled
like a fertilizer truck running over
a skunk in front of a garbage
dump! .🥺

I took my napkin from my lap and
fanned the air around me
vigorously... Then shifting to the other leg, I
Blew off three more fart.... The stink was worse
than cooked
cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully
tuned to the conversation in the
other room I went on releasing
atomic bombs like this for another
few minutes. The pressure was
indescribable!
.
Eventually the telephone farewells
signaled the end of my freedom so
I quickly fanned the air a few more
times with my napkin placed it on my lap
and folded my hands back
on it feeling very relieved and
pleased with myself.
.
My face must have been the picture
of innocence when my girlfriend returned
apologizing for taking so
long.😊
She asked me if I had peeped
through the blindfold and I assured
her I had not.....At this point she removed the
blindfold.

To my greatest surprise, twelve
dinner guests including her Mum
and Dad were seated around the
table with hands holding their noses 🥹


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