Please I don't understand

Am interested please

Evening oo
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Investor123:
I make atleast 3k daily from whatsapp update

Pls how
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Will you still eat
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What's next
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Good evening
Hope today wasn't stressful
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Those people are trouble oh

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But they are actually putting you in more trouble
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Wahala 😂😂😂
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SEE YAWA As I was gisting with my friends outside, a tall, black, pretty, Coca-Cola bottled girl came out from her friend's compound. I approached her... ME: Hello... Hellooo GIRL: What! Why are you purchasing me? ME: (Shocked) It seems you're very new in this area. GIRL: Yes Yes Yes... I'm a nuisance in this area so?! ME: (scratches head) Okay, why don't you come and say hello to my friends She greets them and tries walking away... ME: Come on... are we quarreling? GIRL: Oh my gods! (sighs) Look I'm tired, okay. ME: Oh! I can really see fatigue written all over your face. GIRL: Really? I just rub it this morning. ME: Since you're tired, why don't you come and sit with us for a while. She agrees... FRIEND 1: Seriously, do you care for Shawarma? GIRL: No! I don't take alcohol. FRIEND 2: (shocked) Do you prefer snacks? GIRL: No! It's too sugary. FRIEND 3: How about ice cream? GIRL: It's too hot for my liking ME: (stands) Alright can you follow us on Twitter? GIRL: Men! I hate that restaurant. We all ran away!
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Hahahaha, friends are always wonderful.
I reached home late last night and dad asked me "where were you?
Me : At a friend's place dad.
In front of me, dad called 10 of my friends.
4 of them said "yes sir, she was here",
2 said "she just left sir",
3 said "she's here sir, studying, should I give the phone to her? and 1 of them went an extra mile to speak to dad (in my voice) "Yes dad...what's happening"
I fainted.
Frnds are the best
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PRAYER WARRIORS This is how some prayer warriors make GOSSIP sound like PRAYER POINTS. They start like this, "People Of God, let's remember Brother Tobi Alex in our prayers. He has gonorrhea and doctors said they are even screening him for HIV too, but we know that our God can heal him. So brothers and sisters let's pray for divine healing, pray, pray." "Brethren let's also pray for Sister Annabel and Brother Chinedu. Sister Annabel is pregnant for Brother Chinedu and Brother Chinedu is not ready for marriage now, you know they are not married abi? Okay! He told her to abort it but she refused. The situation is tearing them and their families apart. Let's pray to God for peace and amicable settlement." "Children of God's kingdom, let's remember Mr and Mrs Kwame in our prayers. Mr Kwame left Mrs Kwame for Sister Joy in the choir. That light skin slim sister that works in the Bank, Hmmm! Let's pray for God to restore Mr and Mrs Kwame marriage." "Brethren pray, open your mouth and pray. The Lord will answer us." "And finally before we round up, let us lift Sister Rosemary before the Lord. She has been suspended from her place of work due to some fraud in her office. We know she is innocent. Even though she has been wearing some bling bling lately plus that new car she just bought. Erhh, let's pray that as the police are carrying out their investigations, those things will not be seized. Please praaaaay! She is our Sister. Pray, pray, pray!!!"
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