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Oh my God, finally I did it, I spent my
whole time, my energy and my strength
just to achieve it. It wasn’t easy, I was
sweating, brave and determined, I
thought,
thought, thought, and thought. I fought
it, fought to the right and to the left,
jumped, hit, smashed, banged, searched
for it and finally, finally and finally, I
saw its
end.
It must be recorded in the Guinness
book of
Record. Greatest achievement ever,
yes, I did it, I killed a big mosquito.
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Lol 🀣🀣
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General / Re: Random Fun Facts by Emmzy200k_ng    06:48 PM 8 hrs ago
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Bad Network

GIRLFRIEND: Good morning sweetheart.
BOYFRIEND: Good morning darling. (sending failed)
GIRLFRIEND: Why don't you want to reply my message, don't you have my time?
BOYFRIEND: I have tried to reply but the network is poor! (sending failed)
GIRLFRIEND: if you don't love me; ignore my message, if you really love me; reply me.
BOYFRIEND: I Love You. (sending failed)
GIRLFRIEND: Do you love me???
BOYFRIEND: I Love You Baby. (sending failed)
GIRLFRIEND: Never speak to me again!
BOYFRIEND: I Love You Sweetie (sending failed).
GIRLFRIEND: Do you want to end our relationship?
BOYFRIEND: I'm fed up of this shit!!! (message sent).
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A guy was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library.
He asked a girl: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?"
The girl replied in a loud voice: "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"
All the students in the library started staring at the guy,
He was truly embarrassed and moved to another table.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table,
and said with a laugh: "I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking.
I guess you felt embarrassed, right?"
The GUY then responded in a loud voice:
"$5000 FOR ONE NIGHT!! ISN'T THAT TOO MUCH?"
All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.
The guy whispered to her:
"I study law and I know how to screw people."
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Jokes / Re: English Vs Pidgin by Emmzy200k_ng    06:44 PM 8 hrs ago
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General / Re: Olamide Bad Ooo by Emmzy200k_ng    06:43 PM 8 hrs ago
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Anime / Guys Come Let's Talk by Emmzy200k_ng    06:43 PM 8 hrs ago
Is Avatar the last Airbender is it anime based or a cartoon series 🀨🀨

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Some girls be snoring like dragon
only for dem to wake up and be updating their status like... "Gosh! I slept like a baby"
Huuunnn. Baby dragon indeed.
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A Guy living abroad called his mum to say
.
OLA: "mom, I've got HIV n so I'm coming
home"
MOM: (begging) please, OLA, never come back
home".
OLA surprised) "why"
MOM: "If you come home, your wife will get it
and she will give it to ur brother, ur brother
will
give it to our house girl and she will give it to
your father. Your father will give it to me and I
will give it to our driver, our driver will give it
to
ur sister and if your sister gets it, then the
entire
village will get it. So we are counting on you to
die alone.
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