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Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any___Albert Macauley (1872)

He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume___Nelson Mandela (1973)

He who completely unwraps banana and Ga kenkey before eating cannot keep a secret___Abraham Lincoln (1864)

Any man that uses his teeth to cut meat from pepper soup, with his eyes wide open, is not afraid of anything___Williams Shakespeare (1900)

Anyone who graduates without experiencing a strike, has never been to Nigeria___Lord Lugard (1904)

He who refuses to regard bread and akara as a type of sandwich is a racist___ Martin Luther King Jnr (1788)

Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder___Michael Faraday (1899
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Below is how Nigerian Churches will become in 2030:
PASTOR: Praise the Lord.
CONGREGATION: Halleluyah!
PASTOR: Can we please turn our iPads and Kindle Bibles to Exodus 20:1. When you’re done, kindly switch on your Bluetooth to receive the sermon… Please have your debit cards ready as we shall now collect tithes and offering. You can connect to the church WIFI using password Lord99087 and as for the renovation donations, you’re welcome to contribute via EFT or mobile banking. The holy atmosphere is truly electric as the iPads beep and flicker.
CHURCH SECRETARY: This week’s meetings will be held on the various Whatsapp groups so please don’t miss out! Wednesday Bible teachings will be held live on Skype @1900hrsGMT. By the way, you may follow the Pastor on Twitter for counseling and don’t forget our weekly prayers on YouTube. God bless You All.
CONGREGATION: Amen!
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Akpos comes back from work. As he enters the sitting room, his wife asked:
Wife: Darling! Why are you looking so sad?
Akpos: Sweetheart, I have a problem at my office.
Wife: Don’t say you have a problem. You should say we have a problem because we are now married. Your problem is also my problem.
Akpos: OK, we have a problem in our office.
Wife: And what is the problem, darling?
Akpos: Our secretary is pregnant for us.
Wife: Whaaat!!! The wife fainted!
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AKPOS and his WIFE was having a serious fight and they decided to attacked each other with poems.
Here it goes…
WIFE: I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my
heart & I got Heart Attack.
AKPOS: God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, He created Pepsi.
He saw me in darkness, He created light.
He saw me without problems, He created YOU.
WIFE:.. Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are ..
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.
AKPOS: The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn’t it rain on you..?
WIFE: …Roses are red; Violets are blue.
Monkeys like u should be kept in ZOO.
Don’t feel so angry you will find me there too…
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Joy and her dad and Mom where eating when joy said
JOY: daddy i saw u on my way back frm school holding a girl
Dad: shut up i told not to talk with ur food in ur mouth
Mom: let her talk honey go on
Joy: they went into a bush which i followed them and dad started kissin and undressing her
Mom: what happend say it i will give u a bunch of chocolate
Joy: they started doing what u and uncle daniel did when dad was not around
Mom: shut up didnt ur father told u not to talk with ur food in ur mouth STUPID CHILD bad table manners. grin
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This economy problem in Nigeria is no longer
funny o.
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Today I saw a woman pricing school fees "Aunty,
How much if we remove geography and Physical
Education, I want him to become a doctor not a traveler. OK, what if he comes to school only
Monday, Wednesday and Friday.
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