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one of diverse pre-colonial kingdoms, British colonization, independence in 1960, and subsequent challenges including ethnic tensions, military rule, and the Biafran War, ultimately evolving into a democratic federal republic in 1999.
Here's a more detailed look:
Pre-Colonial Era:
Before British colonization, the area now known as Nigeria was home to numerous diverse kingdoms and empires, including the Hausa states of Kano, Katsina, Zaria, and Gobir in the north, and the Yoruba states of Ife and Oyo, the Edo state of Benin, and the Itsekiri state of Warri in the south.
Archaeological evidence suggests the existence of indigenous communities dating back at least 8000 BCE.
The Nok culture, known for its terracotta figurines, flourished in the region from 500 BCE to 200 CE.
Colonial Era:
British influence began to grow in the late 19th century, with the British Protectorates of Northern and Southern Nigeria being established.
In 1914, these protectorates were joined to form the Colony and Protectorate of Nigeria, with Lagos as its capital.
The name "Nigeria" was coined in the late 19th century by British journalist Flora Shaw, who later married Baron Frederick Lugard, a British colonial administrator.
Nigeria gained independence on October 1, 1960, becoming a sovereign state.
Post-Independence Challenges:
After independence, Nigeria faced challenges including ethnic tensions, political instability, and the Biafran War (1967-1970), which resulted in the secessionist state of Biafra.
Military coups and military rule were common, with military groups ruling the country from 1966 to 1979 and from 1983 to 1999.
Despite its vast resources, Nigeria has struggled with corruption and economic underdevelopment.
Modern Nigeria:
In 1999, Nigeria transitioned to a democratic federal republic based on the US model.
Nigeria is now a major regional power in Africa, with a large population and a diverse culture.
The country is working to develop its economy and address its challenges, including poverty, corruption, and insecurity.

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7 THINGS THAT CAN MAKE YOU BROKE FASTER THAN VILLAGE PEOPLE 😂😂

Forget jazz, forget enemies from the village—some of you are going broke at lightning speed, and it’s not because of witchcraft. Your own lifestyle is the real problem!

If you're always wondering "Who is eating my money?"—relax, Oga. The answer is you.

BRUTAL THREAD:

1. CHASING EVERY WOMAN YOU SEE

You think you're James Bond, moving from one fine girl to another, sponsoring their hair, nails, and data? Brother, you are your own Yahoo boy. 🤣

One babe says “I need urgent 2K”—you send.

Another one says “My rent is due”—you pay.

Next thing, your account balance is calling for GoFundMe.

Meanwhile, the same girls are in group chats laughing at you: “This guy dey try sha.”

Solution: Stop being an ATM with no PIN code. Focus on one woman or yourself first.

2. LIVING LIKE A BIG BOY WHEN YOUR ACCOUNT BALANCE IS SHOUTING HELP

Your salary is 50K, but you're in clubs ordering Hennessy like Davido. You don’t even have a car, but you're buying drinks for strangers—WHO SENT YOU? 😭

Rich men are saving, you are spraying money.

Dangote is investing, you are doing “Odogwu” at the bar.

Elon Musk is buying companies, you are buying bottles for slay queens who don’t know your surname.

When the landlord comes for rent, you’ll start saying “Boss, abeg, things hard.”

Solution: Cut down on fake luxury. Even Jeff Bezos wears simple T-shirts. Be wise.

3. SENDING MONEY TO FAMILY LIKE CBN

Your uncle calls: “We need money for burial.”
Your aunt calls: “No food in the house.”
Your younger brother: “School fees.”

Now your account is empty, but when you need help? Nobody picks your call.

Oga, you are not the Minister of Finance. Even government doesn’t share free money like you do!

Solution: Learn to say NO sometimes! Help when you can, but don’t let family turn you into their personal budget.

4. ALWAYS BUYING THE LATEST PHONE TO IMPRESS WHO?

Last month, you were using iPhone 12.
This month, you saw iPhone 15 Pro Max and sold your kidney to buy it.
Next month, iPhone 16 Ultra Mega Max will drop—what will you sell next? Your destiny? 😭

Meanwhile, the person you’re trying to impress is using Tecno Pop 5 and doesn’t care.

Solution: If your current phone is working, rest. Your future is more important than “Dynamic Island.”

5. FALLING FOR EVERY FAKE INVESTMENT SCHEME

They told you "Invest 50K, get 500K in 2 days."

You ran like Bolt, deposited your money.

Now, they’ve blocked you, and you’re writing epistles on Facebook: “Dear Nigerians, beware of fraudsters!” 🤣

Oga, they didn’t scam you, you scammed yourself!

Any investment that sounds like magic money is a Ponzi scheme in disguise.

Solution: If you don’t understand the business, don’t put your money there. Learn to invest wisely!

6. GOING BROKE JUST TO IMPRESS SOCIAL MEDIA

Your house rent is due, but you're buying designer shoes to take pictures for Instagram. Who told you “likes and comments” can pay rent?

You posted “Soft life only.”

But in real life, you’re trekking and borrowing money for food.

If your phone falls, you’ll cry because you can’t afford to fix it. 😭

Solution: Stop forming fake rich life. Invest first, flex later.

7. BEING TOO LAZY TO MAKE MORE MONEY

You sit at home, scrolling Facebook from morning till night, complaining: “No job, Nigeria is hard.”

Meanwhile, opportunities are passing you by! Are you expecting an angel to drop money from the sky?

People are making money online—you are watching TikTok videos all day.

People are learning skills—you are arguing about football.

People are opening businesses—you are waiting for your rich uncle to die so you can inherit land. 🤣

Solution: Get up and hustle! Even the Bible says “A lazy man shall not eat.”

BOTTOM LINE:

If you're always broke, stop blaming village people. Your habits are the real witchcraft!

Live within your means.

Invest before you flex.

Stop impressing people who don’t care.

Make smart financial decisions.

If this post hit you hard, don’t cry. Just change your ways! 😂😂😂
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Yinkaola098:
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He be like say people wey like dey later unlike the post
no if your post has been more than a day, and they like it , your point sometimes will reduce I noticed that but mine has reached the stage from second to last
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Ugochukwu1:
Nuce
chairman
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jiggy022:
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ayomidetosin1:
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ayomidetosin1:
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Corruption runs through every level of the Nigerian government. From considerable contract fraud at the top, through petty bribery, money laundering schemes, ...The government has made efforts to minimize corruption through the enactment of laws and the enforcement of integrity systems, but with little success. Greed, ostentatious lifestyle, customs, and people's attitudes are believed to have led to corruption. Another root cause is tribalism.
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Okay
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ayomidetosin1:
Keep it up
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Nice
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Same here my once reduced by 50
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