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Politics / NEF Gives Edo 14 Days Ultimatum To Compensate Families Of Northern Travellers
by Shomek_ng    3 weeks ago |
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The Northern Elders Forum (NEF) has blown hot over the killing of northern hunters in Uromi, Edo state, saying that the North has tolerated enough and will no longer condone such acts, News360 Nigeria reports. NEF made the position known through Professor Abubakar Jika Jiddere, spokesperson of the Forum. In a statement, on Saturday, he said, “NEF received the shocking, sad, and deeply disturbing news of the barbaric, extra-judicial, and cowardly killing of innocent Northern hunters who were returning home to celebrate the end of Ramadan and Eid Kabir Sallah festival with their families in Uromi, Edo State. This heinous act is totally unacceptable, and we condemn it in the strongest terms. “The North has tolerated numerous acts of recklessness from some Southern part of Nigeria in the past. This must come to an end. “The arrest and trial of all individuals responsible for the attack and the brutal killings of the innocent travellers. The NEF demands a public prosecution of the perpetrators and those that aided the crime to ensure full transparency and accountability. “The due payment of compensation to the families of the victims, in line with the prescribed standards of their respective faiths. “An unreserved apology from the people and authorities of Edo State, with a commitment to ensuring that such barbaric behavior never occurs again. An unreserved apology from the Edo State Government to the North for this heinous attack on its people. The punishment of the perpetrators must be witnessed by the public to serve as a deterrent to any such future acts of violence.” The NEF also demanded that the Edo State Government and the Federal Government take concrete and visible steps to fulfill these demands within fourteen (14) days from the date of the release. “Failure to do so will compel the North to take all necessary actions to seek justice for her people and the North,” it added. It further called on the Federal Government to ensure that justice is served to the victims and their families to preserve peace, stability, and the peaceful coexistence of all Nigerians. https://news360ng.com/uromi-killing-we-will-take-action-if-families-of-lynched-hunters-are-not-compensated-northern-elders/ 5 3 ![]() |
A man and his wife quarrelled. After the fight, the wife went into the bedroom. A few minutes later, the husband also trooped into the bedroom only to find the wife busy packing her suitcase! He asked "You are packing! Where are you going?" She answered "To my mother" The man paused for a while and also got his big brown pure leather suitcase & started packing his clothes. The angry wife stared at him and said "You are packing! Where are you going?" He replied "Oh yeah! I"m going to my mother!" The wife replied, "To your mother!! And what about the 6 children?! Who is going to look after them?" The man replied, "You are going to your mother! I'm going to my mother. The 6 children should also go to their mother!! 3 2 |
Elections / Re: Wike Absent At Tinubu's Birthday Event, Nigerians React
by Shomek_ng    3 weeks ago |
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Elections / Re: Wike Absent At Tinubu's Birthday Event, Nigerians React
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Elections / Re: Wike Absent At Tinubu's Birthday Event, Nigerians React
by Shomek_ng    3 weeks ago |
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Elections / Re: Wike Absent At Tinubu's Birthday Event, Nigerians React
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Elections / Wike Absent At Tinubu's Birthday Event, Nigerians React
by Shomek_ng    3 weeks ago |
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The Minister of the Federal Capital Territory (FCT), Nyesom Wike, was noticeably absent at President Bola Tinubu’s 73rd birthday celebration at the Presidential Villa, sparking speculation about his whereabouts, News360 Nigeria reports. Meanwhile, Lere Olayinka, Wike’s Senior Special Assistant on Public Communications and Social Media, has dismissed reports claiming that the minister collapsed in Abuja. Social media posts, particularly on X (formerly Twitter), alleged that Wike slumped at an event on Friday and was rushed to an undisclosed hospital. However, when contacted by Newsmen, Olayinka denied the claims, calling them “fake.” Despite his absence from the event, Wike took to social media to extend birthday wishes to President Tinubu. The rumor of his ill health surfaced amid the ongoing political crisis in Rivers State, where Wike and his former ally, the suspended Governor Siminalayi Fubara, remain locked in a fierce power struggle. The situation worsened on Friday following new allegations against Fubara by the state’s former Head of Service, George Nwaeke. Some reactions from his post below; https://news360ng.com/nigerians-questions-wikes-absence-at-tinubus-birthday/ 3 4 ![]() |
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Elections / Re: I Nearly Withdrew From 2023 Presidential Race - Tinubu
by Shomek_ng    3 weeks ago |
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Elections / I Nearly Withdrew From 2023 Presidential Race - Tinubu
by Shomek_ng    3 weeks ago |
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President Bola Tinubu has revealed that he nearly abandoned his 2023 presidential ambition following a moment of doubt during the election campaign. “I almost dropped the idea of running for President,” Tinubu revealed on Saturday night at a special Iftar held in his honour at the Aso Rock Presidential Villa, Abuja, where he also thanked Nigerians for their overwhelming goodwill and prayers on his 73rd birthday. Tinubu’s Special Adviser on Information and Strategy, Mr Bayo Onanuga, disclosed the excerpts of the President’s dpeech in a statement signed in the early hours of Sunday titled ‘President Tinubu appreciates Nigerians for birthday well wishes, reveals he nearly quit 2023 presidential race.’ Reflecting on the pressures he faced, the President recounted how a close relative visited him in the middle of the night and questioned his resolve. “Those close to me know that the odds were against me. During the campaigns. One came to my living room around 3:30 a.m. and said he needed just N50,000 to buy foodstuff for our uncle. “He told me, ‘The currency is gone because of you. People are jumping over bank counters because there is no cash. Our uncle, a wealthy man, doesn’t even have N10,000 in cash. What are you running for?’ “I told him, ‘I am running for President, not for you and our uncle.’ I gave him the N50,000. As he walked out, he turned to me and said, ‘I don’t think you will make it.’ I replied, ‘I will make it.’” Tinubu added, “I was amazed. At that moment, I almost dropped the idea of running for President. But thanks to Aminu Masari and all of you who encouraged me. “When I came to Abuja, Masari told me, ‘I am the Chairman of the North West Group; don’t look back.” In his address, the President recognised the difficulties encountered along the path to the presidency and reaffirmed his commitment to advancing Nigeria’s progress. Tinubu also noted that he assumed office during a period of economic challenges and had to make swift decisions, including scrapping the fuel subsidy on his inauguration day. “On the day of my inauguration, I had to decide on something not originally in my speech, and that was the fuel subsidy removal. “The hallmark of a great leader is the ability to make the right decision at the right time. That was the day I declared that the subsidy was gone. “The following day, I was hounded and thoroughly abused in the media. But I stood firm, knowing it was the right thing to do for our nation’s future,” said Tinubu. Vice President Kashim Shettima lauded the President’s leadership style, saying his decisions have tackled issues that haunted previous administrations. He said, “Thanks to his boldness, future presidents of Nigeria will not have to wrestle with the same ghosts that haunted past administrations, including fraud-ridden fuel subsidies, an unstable forex market, and the suppression of local government autonomy. “These were the thorny issues that many before him sidestepped. But Asiwaju did not sidestep history; he came to rewrite it. “And in rewriting it, Asiwaju has taken the bullets that many before him simply lacked the courage to face. But that is the thing about true leadership: it is not for those who seek comfort. It is for those who understand that the path to national greatness is lined with difficult choices.” Senate President Godswill Akpabio applauded the President’s “relentless passion for national development” and described him as the “most audacious president” in Nigeria’s history. “If I were a governor under your administration, I would have been a ‘supernatural governor’ and not an uncommon governor,” he remarked, adding that under Tinubu’s watch, governors receive more allocation. Deputy Speaker of the House of Representatives Benjamin Kalu also commended the President for supporting him politically in 2019, even though they were from different regions. “Today, he is at the forefront because Nigeria needs him. In 2019, despite not being from his region, he supported me in my most difficult political moment. Nigeria needs leaders who rise above tribal considerations, and he has demonstrated that,” said Kalu. Meanwhile, Governor Hope Uzodinma of Imo State praised Tinubu’s “decisive leadership” amid national uncertainties, stating that only a leader with “deep conviction and love for the country” could take the necessary but often difficult steps. The Minister of Communications, Innovation, and Digital Economy, Dr Bosun Tijjani, who spoke on behalf of cabinet members, recounted his appointment under the President despite prior activism. He added that a senior World Bank official had recently described Tinubu as “the best reformist leader in Africa today.” One of the President’s childhood friends, Professor Shaffideen Amuwo, recalled their early years, attributing Tinubu’s rise to divine providence. Amuwo said, “Our relationship did not just start in Chicago; we played soccer together as children. While I chose the library, my brother chose politics because he loved to speak. “Today, Allah has shown His greatness by guiding him to lead Nigeria. “The city of Chicago, founded by a Black man, has educated the man who now leads the most populous Black nation on earth. I pray that Allah continues to hold his hand and guide him as he works to save our country.” For his 73rd birthday, Tinubu thanked guests and supporters who have stood by him through periods of doubt and adversity, reaffirming his resolve to steer Nigeria toward stability and growth. Saturday night’s event was attended by the First Lady, Senator Oluremi Tinubu; Vice President Kashim Shettima and his wife, Nana; members of the Federal Executive Council; principal officers of the National Assembly; current and former governors; diplomats; business leaders; religious figures; and several of the President’s childhood friends. The Imam of the National Mosque, Abuja, Dr. Abdulkadir Sholagberu, led prayers seeking divine guidance for the President and the nation. https://punchng.com/i-nearly-withdrew-from-2023-presidential-race-tinubu/?fbclid=IwY2xjawJVxHlleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHZ34BAY767mzkGxEd_g3lOU5GWOx3byFowKhXJUzIYTmVsCsShhVQ3RBgA_aem_Jp9aal3OOn0G1EC8t9yZKg 3 4 ![]() |
papa sam discovered that his son had just checked his WAEC result . papa sam: how was your result? . sam: dad, you know david nah, the guy that use to take first in the class . papa sam: enhe, i know him . sam: he failed his own . papa sam: so, what about yours? . sam: shey you know ikechukwu, the senior prefect and chioma and tolulope the book wizard? . papa sam: yes, what about them? . sam: they all failed. . papa sam: den what about yours? . sam: ahh dad, if all those people failed, i am not a witch na, i also failed. 3 2 |
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Digital-skills / Re: AI! You Do Well😁😊 #aichallenge #imagechallenge #ImageToCaptionAI
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9 Ways to Know That Witches and Wizards are Using Your Picture to Fan Themselves... 1. The witches and wizards in your village are using your picture to fan themselves if you forgot the course you studied at a job interview. 2. The witches and wizards in your village are using your picture to fan themselves if you fail Jamb 5 times. 3. The witches and wizards in your village are using your picture to fan themselves if you are a lady and you are "Team-no-sex-before-marriage", only to find out that your husband is impotent on your wedding night. 4. The witches and wizards in your village are using your picture to fan themselves if you tune down the volume of your television just because you want to read a text message. 5. The witches and wizards in your village are using your picture to fan themselves if you slap a man on the road for stepping on you only to find out later that he's a soldier. 6. The witches and wizards in your village are using your picture to fan themselves if you are a graduate and a secondary school boy snatches your babe. 7. The witches and wizard in your village are using your picture to fan themselves if you travel all the way from Lagos to Zamfara for the sole purpose of having s*x, only to be involved in a road accident at Lagos-Ibadan Expressway. 8. The witches and wizards in your village are using your picture to fan themselves if you boast to a lady that you are a profession in bed, only to climax after one minute. 9. The witches and wizards in your village are using your picture to fan themselves if you are graduate and your mom still helps to woo a lady on your behalf. 3 2 |
Digital-skills / AI! You Do Well😁😊 #aichallenge #imagechallenge #ImageToCaptionAI
by Yinkaola098_ng    3 weeks ago |
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Akpos sits next to a girl on a table in a hotel Akpos: hello madam? Lady: what is it? Akpos: sorry madam , just wanted to ask what the time is on your watch? Lady: ehee …now you think my watch is used as a public clock huh? Go away and stop wasting my time Akpos: but madam Lady: shut up!!! Akpos takes out his Apple phone and makes call Akpos: hello John I just settled from Washington D.C can you please tell me what time it is right now so that I set my clock to the local time since it still reads American time? *she listens* Ok, thank you and today don’t forget to come for the galaxy tablet that you requested * she listens* Since my girl is still in America bring me a beautiful girl to spend my money with tonight Ok bye Lady: sir the time is …. Akpors: shut up !!!!! 3 2 |
1 Girl: I’m warning you, my Mummy is coming backsoon.. AKPOS: But I’m not doing anything.. Girl: That’s why I’m warning you, Hurry up. 2.CASHIER: This is the 5th movie ticket you’ve bought tonight Sir, Why?.. AKPOS: Yes, that Idiot at the entrance keeps tearing it 3.TEACHER: What’s your favorite flower?.. AKPOS: Chrysanthemum.. TEACHER: Spell it.. AKPOS: I was joking ooh. My favorite flower is Rose: R-O-S-E 4.Two Girls were sitting at a club. One was ugly and the other one was beautiful. Akpos walked straight to the ugly girl. Akpos: Hello! Ugly girl: Hi!! Akpos: Wanna dance? Ugly Girl: Yes (excited) Akpos: OK, Go and dance, I want to talk to your friend. 5.Papa Akpos: My pikin say you drive am commot for school, Wetin he do? Akpos’ Teacher :- Your son is not brilliant at all, he cant even spell “LION” … Papa Akpos : Ah Ah…You know say na SMALL pikin……You for tell am make he spell SMALL ANIMAL like “MOSQUITO”… 6.Akpos : Why are all these people running ? ? Rukewe: Its a competition, the winner will be given a phone. . Akpos: What a pity. Why are they are all running if they know that only one person will get the phone. 7. Teacher. . . If You have 5 Naira and U ask ur Dad for another 5 Naira , how much will you have? Akpos: 5 Naira Teacher: You don’t know maths Akpos: You dont know my fada. 8.Senator: Hey, Youngman! I heard that you are the idiot that disvirgined my only Daughter. Akpos: Oga sori, it won’t happen again. . 9. Joy: Akpos please leave; you cant date me because you are not responsible. . Akpos: Hahaha, who told you that dat. In my area, when any girl gets pregnant, she says I’m responsible. 10. Father-in-law: Young man, you coming to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage and you are chewing gum. That’s a sign of disrespect! Akpos: Sir, I only chew gum when I drink or smoke. Father-In-Law: You mean u drink & smoke and you are here to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage? Akpos: Sir I only drink & smoke when I go to the club. Father-In-Law: U club too? Akpos: I’m sorry sir, I started clubbing whenI came out of prison. Father-In-Law:- U’ve also been in prison before? Oh my God! Akpos: Sorry sir, I went to jail when I killed somebody!, Father-In-Law:- What!!! U’re a killer Akpos: Sir, it happened out of anger. It was a certain man that didn’t allow me marry his daughter so I killed him. Father-In-Law: You are highly welcome my son. U are on the right track. U are absolutely the right man for my daughter. 3 2 |
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Akpos the lecturer in Gwagalada, University of Abuja decided to give his students a test. He asked them to write the answers as he read out the questions. Instructions says: Canceling answers not allowed) Akpors the Lecturer: Questi on 1: What’s your favorite food? [10 mrks] Female students were writing, Pizza, fried rice, Hamburger, ice cream, sharwama and all sorts of Chinese cuisine….. Lecturer Akpors: Question 2: How do you prepare the food? [50 marks] Huh!! immediately, the female students started cancelling and changing the foods to, beans, cocoyam, & abacha, bolee and porridge yam, indomine, white rice with no soup!!! 3 2 |
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