See this one oh
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House rent is ₦800K, but furnishing alone costs ₦3M? 😭💔 Nigerians lament rising cost of living! ‘And this is just for the sitting room’ 👀😂


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Chai
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Imagine
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LAUGHING MODE ACTIVATED 🤣😂🤣
1. I'm 27 years old my wife is 59 years old but
that's not a prøblem, The prøblem is that
her 35 years old son refúsés to call me
daddy 😏😏😭🥴🥴

2. It's hãrd to be nice nowadays
I st0pped😏😏
a taxi to greet passengers but they insúltêd
me💔💔🙊

3. Doing the homework

Alone=10 min😜💪💪

Doing it with Dad = 5:45+76 slāps
+163 sweâring ,270 fāke +10
attëmpted m*rdër😭😭😭

🤣🤣🤣🤣
4. My fôwl is løst
I'm going to stop by every house today to taste all soups
if You refúse, you're the thiēf😠🙄🙄
🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

5. Please when we bloçk someone on
WhatsÁpp and Facebøok and we meet on the road, can the person see me.!?🥺😑🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤩🚶

6. My friends I decided to drop out of school😒😒
to focus on my studies🙄🙄
I no gree for anybody.
Says a girl called Prēcious 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

7. When other birds sing we enjoy
🐥🦜🕊️🦅
but when the ówl sings, everybody 🦉🦉🦉
becomes a pastor😭😭😭

8. After using everyone's charger she
don't know who inflat£d her battery 😏😆🤰🏻🤰🏻
💔🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

9. I'm sitting next to you and you are eating
chicken alone then you ask me for the
time, my brother it's 2:99am🙄🙄😒😒
idïòt🤧🤧

10. Marriage is the only wâr where you slēep
with your enēmy everyday 🤣
🏃😏🤣


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‘Firstborns are always rich’ – Lady sparks debate with bold claim, Nigerians react


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Wow you try
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Wahala promax
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Chimo
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Dear students/Undergraduates,

I didn’t say you shouldn’t watch or download movies ooo,

but it is quite appalling that some students spend almost all their time watching movies.

They feast on films than in their books.

There’s no time for studying or praying; from seeing a movie, they sleeps off.

They binge-watch seasonal shows, especially Korean dramas, but when it's time to study, sleep becomes their biggest enemy.

They have no time to take a nap, yet they’re always on their phones.

They have no time for their books, but they are always on Facebook.

There's no time for studying, yet they find time to watch movies whenever they can.

Are you in this category,

please I advise you to learn to manage and maximize your time for better and more balanced results.

Know that there's time for everything. Time to read, pray, watch movies etc.

Effective time management is key.

We must learn to make the most out of our time and not spend it on trivial things.

in addition* parents should always have time for their kids more than everything in the hole life, because the children is the leader of tomorrow, and also most importantly for a greater Generation


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Imagine
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Nice 👍👍
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Dearly beloved, avenge not yourselves, but rather give place unto wrath: for it is written, Vengeance is mine; I will repay, saith the Lord.
-- Romans 12:18
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Amen 🙏🙏
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Amen in Jesus name
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Morning lovies
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"Dear God,

As I wake up to a new day, I thank you for the gift of life. Help me to start this day with a positive attitude, a grateful heart, and a willingness to serve.

Guide me through the challenges and opportunities that lie ahead. Give me the strength to face them with courage and faith.

May your love and presence be with me throughout this day. May I be a blessing to others and may I reflect your love and light in all I do.

Amen."
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Hey babyyyyyys 😊🫧

Soo my girlfriend invited me for dinner in her place

Before then, I had eaten four plates of beans..
When I got to my Girlfriends place
for dinner she seemed excited to
see me and exclaimed delightedly....
"Darling I have a surprise for you
tonight".🥰
.
She then blindfolded me and led
me to my chair at the dinning table.
I took a seat and just as she was
about to remove my blindfold the
telephone rang.
She made me promise not to touch
the blindfold until she returned and went to
answer the call.
.
The beans I had consumed was still
affecting me and the pressure was
becoming unbearable so while my
girlfriend was out of the room I seized the
opportunity, shifted my
weight to one leg and let one go.
It was not only loud but it smelled
like a fertilizer truck running over
a skunk in front of a garbage
dump! .🥺

I took my napkin from my lap and
fanned the air around me
vigorously... Then shifting to the other leg, I
Blew off three more fart.... The stink was worse
than cooked
cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully
tuned to the conversation in the
other room I went on releasing
atomic bombs like this for another
few minutes. The pressure was
indescribable!
.
Eventually the telephone farewells
signaled the end of my freedom so
I quickly fanned the air a few more
times with my napkin placed it on my lap
and folded my hands back
on it feeling very relieved and
pleased with myself.
.
My face must have been the picture
of innocence when my girlfriend returned
apologizing for taking so
long.😊
She asked me if I had peeped
through the blindfold and I assured
her I had not.....At this point she removed the
blindfold.

To my greatest surprise, twelve
dinner guests including her Mum
and Dad were seated around the
table with hands holding their noses 🥹


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Literature
My love
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Nice 👍👍
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