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😂😂JOKES OF THE DAY😂😂

1. When you see a pōōr man eating chicken, he is either sīck or the chicken was sīck 😏😊

2. Førget injeçtiōn, nothing can be so paīnful than having raw food without means to cōok it after coming home from school. That thing can change someone life.🥺

3. I thought I have seen it all until I saw my classmate looking under the table in an exam. When asked what he was doing, he said question 3 says "study the table below😁

4. Stay at home you won't listen. My neighbor left her house and went out and now her pot of soup is mïssīng, the wørst part is that the soup is not even swēet.. Mtchewww😒

5. Imagine someone owīng me 100k and he said he is tīred of this world, my brother listen' you shall not dīe but live to declare the goodness of the lord.😅

6. My little nephew just arrived Nigeria from England, he was playing his video game around 9pm when Nepa took the light. The boy just shøuted "Mum" hēlp, am bliñd, am bliñd, I said to myself u Nevēr see anything yet by the time we on the generator u will be totally Dēāf. 🙄

7. It is only in Àfrica you will hear someone bōast of their level of insānity . Example:: I DEY MĀD OHH GO AND ASK PEOPLE AROUND.

8. When the church cameraman is your bøyfriend you appēar more frequēntly on the church screen than the preacher😁🤣

9. I don't datē guys who don't have a car says a girl who bathes with a soap till it become the size of a sim card.
Nønseñse!😁🤣

10. Some people with English...
Which one is "happy Birthday dear, your days are numberēd"... nawaoo😁

11. No Mattêr How Arrøgant/
D!srespēctful you are, you will always Obey Running Stomaçh ..😁🤣

12. May God continue to put a smile on your beautiful face and give you your héart desires

Please don't go without foll0wing my backup pàge please for more jokes and comedies ❤️❤️👉🏿 Micheal the Car guy

God bless you as you do so..🙌🙌❣️💘
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🌝😍😆 LAUGH 😅 WITH ME 🥰😁😂

1.. I started a fish pond business with just one fish am proud to tell you people that I have eaten the fish😋💃😂😂
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2.. Imagine going to a native doctor🎎
to k!ll somebody, only for you to
find out that the native doctor is
the person's father😱🙆😌
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3.. Nowadays, it's very hard to see food in the dream
If you're lucky to see fufu, you won't see soup😑😑
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4.. Loosing me is like loosing your front teeth you will never smile again😌😆😆
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5.. To the guy who created imaginary numbers in math: I hate you.
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6.. Why Some people are single because they started dating back in primary school So you've already finished your dating bundle's 😌🤣🤣
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7.. A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks theyre stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think youre stupid, Little Johnny?" "No, maam, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
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8.. Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts: Up! Quick! My husband is back! Man gets up, jumps out of the window, hurts himself, and then realizes: Damn, I am the husband!
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9.. He Says He's Too Smart For 2nd Grade, So His Teacher Puts Him To The Test

A second grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. One day she asked Johnny what his problem was, and he replied, "I'm too smart for the second grade, my sister is in the third grade and I'm smarter than her too."

The teacher took him to the principal's office and explained the situation to him.

The principal told her that he would give Johnny a test, and if he failed to answer one question, he would go back to the second grade and be quiet.

The teacher and Johnny both agreed.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Johnny: "9."

Principal: "6 x 6?"

Johnny: "36."

So, it went on like this. The principal asked him every question a third grader should know. Finally, after about an hour, he told the teacher, "I see no reason why Johnny can't go to the third grade, he answered all of my questions right."

The teacher asked if she could ask him some questions. The principal and Johnny agreed.

Teacher: "What does a cow have 4 of that I only have 2 of?"

Johnny: "Legs."

Teacher: "What do you have in your pants that I don't have?" The principal gasped, but before he could stop him from answering, Johnny answered.

Johnny: "Pockets."

Teacher: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"

Johnny: "Pants."

Teacher: What starts with F and ends with K and means a lot of excitement?"

Johnny: "Firetruck."

The principal breathed a big sigh of relief and said: "Put Johnny in the fifth grade, I got the last 4 questions wrong myself."
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