A guy was in a Taxi heading home from work, when he realized that he had forgotten his wallet on his desk and therefore had no extra money on him. Sitting at the back and a police man was also sitting in the front with the driver. Throughout the trip, he tried heaven and earth to look for something at least some change but to no avail which made him feel miserable thinking of what and how he could explain his sutuation to convince the driver. Worse still, just to his immediate left there was a Cop who posed much threat to him if he ever tried to mess up. Immersing himself in very deep thoughts, an idea popped up in his mind. He dropped a stone through the window and spoke up hysterically, "driver!!! Driver!!!!! Stop the car my wrist watch just fell off from the window!!!!!!!!!!" Quickly, the driver pulled over to the side of the road and watched in amazement the guy running the hell away from the car as possible before he realised the guy was trying to escape the Taxi Fare. Hysterically, the driver shouted to the police "Officer!! Officer!! That bastard is a thief!!!!! Arrest him!! Arrest him!!!" Before he knew it, the police had already sprinted out of the car making a beeline towards the young man with the Taxi driver following after him too. While the guy climbing one of the fences so he could jump over, the police shouted "Freeze!!!!!" Looking back at the police, the guy realized that he had a gun which made him just give up and raise his hands up in surrender about to fall on his knees for forgiveness when he heard the police say, "stupid son of a b!tch!!!! Why give up so soon" "Excuse me?" wondered the guy. The police looked back and realized that the Taxi driver was fast approaching, with his voice as lowered as possible, he said to the guy, "do you think there are any bullets in the gun? Get up and start running again so I can be chasing you before he gets here and catches us. I also don't have any money to pay him for my Taxi Fare."
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Penetrate deep into the word "Om". Gradually the word will disappear and only the silence will remain. The word is a support. The meaning is within you. Om brings out that meaning which is hidden in your soul😊😊😊
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For a long time Akpos has been battling with a leak in his roof. One night there was a very heavy down pour, he had to move from one corner of his house to the other to avoid drops from his roof. This made him have sleepless night. The next morning he decided to fix his roof, after scouting for ladder in his neighbourhood, he tried to climb to the roof. Climbing wasn't easy, he panted and sweated but successfully climbed to the roof, as he was about to fix the damage, he heard a knock on his door. He yelled from the top of his voice, "who is that?" A tattered looking beggar showed up at the ground and said, "excuse me, can I see u?" Akpos asked "what is it you want to tell me?" The beggar said, "just spare me one minute". Akpos climbed back to the ground, looking tired and asked "what can I do for you?" The beggar said "can u give me N20?" Akpos thought for a while and said "FOLLOW ME". The two of them started climbing to the roof, panting and gasping for breath, they got to the roof, after panting for one minute Akpos turned to the beggar and said "I DON'T HAVE" One name for him...
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A pastor was caught stealing in the church by a member of the church. This was the conversation between them Pastor: Blessed are those who see and dont talk. Member: For they shall receive their share. Amen. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
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