The Job Interview

A man named Dave was desperate for a job. After months of searching, he finally got an interview at a prestigious company. Wanting to make a great impression, he wore his best suit, rehearsed his answers, and arrived 30 minutes early.

As he sat in the waiting area, his nerves got the best of him, and his stomach started to rumble. He had eaten a massive burrito for breakfast—big mistake.

Just as the receptionist called his name, Dave felt it. A deep, undeniable pressure building in his stomach. He tried to hold it in. He clenched every muscle in his body. But as he stood up to shake hands with the interviewer—it happened.

A loud, unmistakable sound escaped. The entire room fell silent. The interviewer raised an eyebrow. Dave panicked. Thinking fast, he pointed at the receptionist and said, "Wow, that chair is really squeaky!"

The receptionist, looking horrified, stammered, "We have no chairs like that."

The interview did not go well.


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Moral of the story: Never trust a burrito before an important meeting.
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"Gosh! I really want her so bad, I need her all my life," he said to himself.
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"Gosh! I really want her so bad, I need her all my life," he said to himself.
He felt his enormous cock looking for a way out of his trousers, he couldn't resist it.
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his head when he remembered the deep kisses he placed on Olivia's lips and the way she pressed herself against him.
"Gosh! I really want her so bad, I need her all my life," he said to himself.
He felt his enormous cock looking for a way out of his trousers, he couldn't resist it.
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his head when he remembered the deep kisses he placed on Olivia's lips and the way she pressed herself against him.
"Gosh! I really want her so bad, I need her all my life," he said to himself.
He felt his enormous cock looking for a way out of his trousers, he couldn't resist it.
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his head when he remembered the deep kisses he placed on Olivia's lips and the way she pressed herself against him.
"Gosh! I really want her so bad, I need her all my life," he said to himself.
He felt his enormous cock looking for a way out of his trousers, he couldn't resist it.
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his head when he remembered the deep kisses he placed on Olivia's lips and the way she pressed herself against him.
"Gosh! I really want her so bad, I need her all my life," he said to himself.
He felt his enormous cock looking for a way out of his trousers, he couldn't resist it.
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his head when he remembered the deep kisses he placed on Olivia's lips and the way she pressed herself against him.
"Gosh! I really want her so bad, I need her all my life," he said to himself.
He felt his enormous cock looking for a way out of his trousers, he couldn't resist it.
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his head when he remembered the deep kisses he placed on Olivia's lips and the way she pressed herself against him.
"Gosh! I really want her so bad, I need her all my life," he said to himself.
He felt his enormous cock looking for a way out of his trousers, he couldn't resist it.
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his head when he remembered the deep kisses he placed on Olivia's lips and the way she pressed herself against him.
"Gosh! I really want her so bad, I need her all my life," he said to himself.
He felt his enormous cock looking for a way out of his trousers, he couldn't resist it.
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his head when he remembered the deep kisses he placed on Olivia's lips and the way she pressed herself against him.
"Gosh! I really want her so bad, I need her all my life," he said to himself.
He felt his enormous cock looking for a way out of his trousers, he couldn't resist it.
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his head when he remembered the deep kisses he placed on Olivia's lips and the way she pressed herself against him.
"Gosh! I really want her so bad, I need her all my life," he said to himself.
He felt his enormous cock looking for a way out of his trousers, he couldn't resist it.
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his head when he remembered the deep kisses he placed on Olivia's lips and the way she pressed herself against him.
"Gosh! I really want her so bad, I need her all my life," he said to himself.
He felt his enormous cock looking for a way out of his trousers, he couldn't resist it.
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