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😂😂JOKES OF THE DAY😂😂 1. When you see a pōōr man eating chicken, he is either sīck or the chicken was sīck 😏😊 2. Førget injeçtiōn, nothing can be so paīnful than having raw food without means to cōok it after coming home from school. That thing can change someone life.🥺 3. I thought I have seen it all until I saw my classmate looking under the table in an exam. When asked what he was doing, he said question 3 says "study the table below😁 4. Stay at home you won't listen. My neighbor left her house and went out and now her pot of soup is mïssīng, the wørst part is that the soup is not even swēet.. Mtchewww😒 #jessicaali 5. Imagine someone owīng me 100k and he said he is tīred of this world, my brother listen' you shall not dīe but live to declare the goodness of the lord.😅 6. My little nephew just arrived Nigeria from England, he was playing his video game around 9pm when Nepa took the light. The boy just shøuted "Mum" hēlp, am bliñd, am bliñd, I said to myself u Nevēr see anything yet by the time we on the generator u will be totally Dēāf. 🙄 7. It is only in Àfrica you will hear someone bōast of their level of insānity . Example:: I DEY MĀD OHH GO AND ASK PEOPLE AROUND. 8. When the church cameraman is your bøyfriend you appēar more frequēntly on the church screen than the preacher😁🤣 9. I don't datē guys who don't have a car says a girl who bathes with a soap till it become the size of a sim card. Nønseñse!😁🤣 10. Some people with English... Which one is "happy Birthday dear, your days are numberēd"... nawaoo😁 11. No Mattêr How Arrøgant/ D!srespēctful you are, you will always Obey Running Stomaçh ..😁🤣 12. May God continue to put a smile on your beautiful face and give you your héart desires ✍🏼✍🏼✍🏼 Følløw My pāge for more interesting and funny jokes 🙏👉 Jessica Ali God bless you as you do so..🙌🙌❣️💘 #memes #everyonehighlights 3 3  |
Osimhen overtakes Odegbami, now Nigeria’s 2nd highest goal scorer behind Yekini (Top 10) Galatasaray striker Victor Osimhen on Friday evening overtook the legendary Segun Odegbami in the list of Nigeria’s all-time top scorers. This follows his goal in the 11th minute of the Super Eagles’ 2026 FIFA World Cup qualifier against Rwanda in Kigali. Osimhen came into the match level with Odegbami on 23 goals. But the Napoli loanee put the ball in the next following a free-kick cross from Ademola Lookman early in the game. Osimhen now has 25 goals, two ahead of Odegbami. The 26-year-old is now only behind Rashidi Yekini, who has 37 goals for the Super Eagles. Nigeria’s all-time scorers [Top 10] Rashidi Yekini – 37 Goals Victor Osimhen – 25 Goals Segun Odegbami – 23 Goals Yakubu Aiyegbeni – 21 Goals Ikechukwu Uche – 19 Goals Obafemi Martins – 18 Goals Sunday Oyarekhu – 17 Goals Samson Siasia – 16 Goals Odion Jude Ighalo – 16 Goals Ahmed Musa – 16 Goals Mynd44 mukina2 https://dailypost.ng/2025/03/21/osimhen-overtakes-odegbami-now-nigerias-2nd-highest-goal-scorer-behind-yekini-top-10/ 3 2  |
2026 FIFA world cup Qualifiers. Nigéria vs Zimbabwe Date: Tues.25th March 2025 Venue: Godswill Akpabio stadium Uyo Nigeria Time: 5pm 2 2  |
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A passionate Galatasaray supporter has taken extraordinary steps to watch her favorite player, Victor Osimhen, in action. The female fan traveled all the way from Turkey to Rwanda just to witness Osimhen play in the crucial World Cup qualifier between the Super Eagles of Nigeria and the Rwandan national team. Osimhen, currently on loan at Galatasaray from Napoli, has been a key figure for the Turkish club, scoring 20 league goals and contributing to over 30 goal involvements this season. His impressive performances have won the hearts of Galatasaray fans, with many eager to see him shine on the international stage. The devoted fan proudly displayed her Galatasaray jersey bearing his name and number 45. Speaking to the media, she expressed her excitement, saying, "I'm in Rwanda to watch Victor Osimhen. We love him at Galatasaray." With Osimhen leading Nigeria’s attack, the Super Eagles will be hoping for a strong performance against Rwanda as they continue their World Cup qualification campaign. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yihvUtYQYjU 2 2  |
Immediate-past Deputy Governor of Edo State, Rt. Hon. Comrade Philip Shaibu, has dismissed a viral video report alleging that he criticized President Bola Tinubu over the suspension of Rivers State Governor, Siminalayi Fubara, his deputy, and members of the state House of Assembly. A viral video surfaced on Thursday showing Shaibu sitting next to an unidentified man dressed in white, where he seemingly dismissed Tinubu’s suspension of Fubara as unconstitutional, following the president’s declaration of emergency rule in the oil-rich state. However, in a press statement issued by his media team on Wednesday, Shaibu described the report as “false, misleading, and a product of mischief,” labeling it a desperate attempt by political detractors to drag him into non-existent controversies. “We categorically state that at no time did His Excellency grant any interview, make any statement, or participate in any discussion concerning the current political developments in Rivers State,” the statement said, dismissing the video as “doctored.” The former deputy governor, known for his forthrightness on national issues, emphasized that he only expresses his views through “reputable television stations, established newspapers, and other credible media platforms.” He dismissed the viral report as a fabricated narrative pushed by “desperate bloggers seeking to revive their failing careers.” Shaibu further alleged that certain political figures, including immediate-past Edo State Governor, Godwin Obaseki and former Secretary to the State Government, Barr. Osarodion Ogie, have been orchestrating a smear campaign against him. He accused them of stalking his activities since his exit from the People’s Democratic Party (PDP) for the All Progressives Congress (APC) and resorting to digital propaganda after failing to infiltrate his political and personal affairs. “These same elements are now using technology, including AI, to doctor videos and manufacture falsehoods to tarnish his image or sell their agenda,” the statement added. Refuting claims of any rift with the presidency, Shaibu reiterated his respect for President Tinubu and commended his efforts in ensuring national stability. “For the avoidance of doubt, Rt. Hon. Comrade Philip Shaibu holds President Bola Ahmed Tinubu in the highest regard and has deep respect for his leadership,” the statement read. “His Excellency believes that the President has, so far, been taking necessary steps within the limits of the law to protect the stability and unity of the federation. “As a democrat and firm believer in constitutional governance, Shaibu remains committed to the rule of law and the principles of justice.” Shaibu, therefore, urged the public to disregard the “concocted report”, dismissing it as a “figment of the imagination of those behind it.” The former deputy governor reiterated that he remain focused and declared that he would not be distracted by “desperate politicians who have lost relevance.” https://newsmaxng.com/2025/03/20/shaibu-i-am-not-opposed-to-tinubus-declaration-of-emergency-rule-in-rivers/ 2 2  |