Welcome Guest: Register on Agbazilo / LOGIN! / Leaderboard / Refer and Earn / Recent / New/ Payouts

Stats: 6,923 members, 15,718 topics.

Agbazilo Platform / Recent Posts

<< (1) (2163)< (2164) (2165) (2166) (2167) (2168) (2169) (2170) (2171) (2172) (2173) (>(2175)) (of 2541 Pages)
Not bad
Keep it up
5 4
Why did Portable and Zlatan go to the studio together?

Portable: "I'm going to drop some bars!"

Zlatan: "You mean you're going to drop some 'Zanku' moves?"

Portable: "No, I mean real bars... like the ones I use to hold up my pants!"

Zlatan: "Oh, those kinds of bars... well, I'm the one who's going to 'Zanku' all the way to the top of the charts!"

Portable: "That's okay, I'll just ' Portable' myself to the top... with my portable speaker, portable charger, and portable toilet!"

Zlatan: "You're a real ' Portable' genius... but can you 'Zanku' your way out of a bad hair day?"

Portable: "Hey, my hair may be bad, but at least it's not as 'Zlatan'-ly messy as your dance moves!"

Zlatan: "Oh, it's on now... let's 'Zanku' and 'Portable' our way to the top... together!"
5 6
Keep it up
3 2
Lol
Not bad
3 2
There is cloud presently in the sky
And every dark
1 2
So cloud take away darkness.
Omg

1 2
1. Why did the Nigerian man bring his generator to the gym? To pump up the power!

2. What did the Nigerian student say when his teacher asked him to write a 500-word essay? "No problem, I'll just use a bigger font!"

3. Why do Nigerian parties always have a "Part 2"? Because the first part is just a rehearsal!

4. What do you call a Nigerian who's always on time? A myth!

5. Why did the Nigerian man go to the bank? To withdraw some "small change"... N100,000 should do!

6. What did the Nigerian tourist say when he got lost in a foreign city? "I'm not lost, I'm just exploring... and I've been exploring for 5 hours now!"

7. Why do Nigerians love football? Because it's the only sport where you can shout, cry, and laugh... all at the same time!

8. What do you call a Nigerian who's an expert at doing nothing? A professional!

9. Why did the Nigerian student bring his laptop to class? To play games... and to take notes... and to watch movies... and to browse social media... multitasking at its finest!

10. Why did the Nigerian man bring his dog to the vet? Because it was feeling ruff!

Hope these jokes made you laugh!
3 4
Asmart123:
u wrong.......it cloud bro
ehn
Ehn
3 2
Enjoy
3 4
“I only said, we should come out and rant, not on TikTok" - Peller Clarifies Stance on 30DaysRant Challenge, apologies to Nigerians

Nigerian TikToker Peller has issued an apology to Nigerian youth, stating that his previous comments on the 30DaysRant challenge were misunderstood. Peller claims he never intended to discourage people from participating in the challenge on TikTok, but rather meant to encourage offline protests.

In a recent statement, Peller explained, "I only said we should come out and rant, not TikTok ranting... You people misunderstood me." He apologized for any confusion caused and reiterated his support for the Nigerian youth's right to express themselves.

Lesson: No one is above mistake, and Peller is still very small to maintain the kind of fame he has😎👍
5 4
Peller apologize to Agbazilo9
😅😴🤣🤣🤣
1 2
1. Why did the Nigerian man bring a snack to the party? In case the food didn't show up... or the DJ didn't bring the beat!

2. What did the Nigerian student say when his teacher asked him to solve a math problem? "I'm not a calculator, but I can give you an estimate... or a very good guess!"

3. Why do Nigerian parties always start late? Because African Time is like a suggestion... not a rule!

4. What do you call a Nigerian who's always on time? A miracle worker!

5. Why did the Nigerian man go to the doctor? He had a bad case of "African Time-itis"... where every hour feels like 5 hours!

6. What did the Nigerian tourist say when he got lost in a foreign city? "I'm not lost, I'm just exploring... and I've been exploring for 5 hours now!"

7. Why do Nigerians love football? Because it's the only sport where you can shout, cry, and laugh... all at the same time!

8. What do you call a Nigerian who's an expert at doing nothing? A professional!

9. Why did the Nigerian student bring his laptop to class? To play games... and to take notes... and to watch movies... and to browse social media... multitasking at its finest!
3 4
Hmmm mmm
3 1
The power of stepping back 🤔🤔🤔12
Yinkaola098:
👻 LAUGH WITH ME🤭

1. If you don’t want to visit me, then tell me straight forward to let me know🥲😒...
Favour abeg which one is “I don’t know if I can come again oo, my grandma is pregnänt” 😳🙆‍♀️ 😩😂😂😂

2. Access Bank ATM today... debïted one man that was in front of me N60,000 twice without dispēnsing the cash;🙊
The man grabbëd me and shoutëd: “You are not going anywhere oo!” Because you are my only witness 😳🙆😂😂😂

3. My bro if she puts you on her status, ask her to screenshot the number of views and show you oo...
You can be the only one to see yourself on her status 🤭😂😂 Favour don do am to me many times!! That girl ehn 😒

4. Have you noticed dat Girls have “Three voices”🤭:
ʘ‿ʘ
ONE 👉, Is used when answering calls🙂
TWO 👉, The other one at home😶 when she is talking to her siblings😏(Her Original Voice)
THREE 👉, is used when she’s talking to her “Bae” 😌😂😂

5. Nigerïans be like “Please you get flâshing credit? 🥲
“I just wan tell this my guy make e no førget the package wey we discuss & that thing wey he talk that time I no hear am well make e talk am again....
Shuuuuu, for inside flâshing? 😳🙄😂😂

6. My mum just introduced me to her friend’s daughter Favour, saying we could be friends.... Someone that is already my Ex...😒
Mtcheeew 🤭😂😂😂

7. I stopped watching African movies the day Mary told Joseph she is pregnänt and Joseph shoutëd “Jesus Christ”...
When Jesus was not born yet 😳🙆‍♀️😂😂😂

8. I can’t wait to get married and give birth to twins, I will name them... “Rule and Regulation🤭 or Done and Dústed” 😂😂

🔥🔥🔥🔥❤️❤️✍️✍️🙌
9. Dearie 🥰, If nobody cares to talk to you, Just know that you have Me🙈, just appreciate your Favourite, by liking His Post🙏 and addíng me as your Friend, Love you All 💖

Hope I have Made your Blessed Söul Brightened🥺😢😥

You wanna be My Best Friend right?🙈😢😥

Cutie, I pray God touch your heart to følløw MY PÄGE BELOW for more jokes by me on this pāge 🙏🙏👉👉 Jessica Ali

5 4
Yinkaola098:
Light🔥
u wrong.......it cloud bro

Employee nightmare
5 4
Wealthy: "I'll have a champagne cocktail, and make sure the glass is crystal."

Rich: "I'll just have a beer, but make sure it's imported."

Poor: "I'll just have a glass of water... and can I have a straw, please?"

Bartender: "Sorry, we don't have straws. But I can give you a sip of the wealthy guy's champagne... if you promise to savor the taste and pretend you're rich for a second."

Poor: "Deal!"

*Why Did the Wealthy, Rich, and Poor Go to Therapy?*

Wealthy: "I'm feeling guilty about my wealth."

Rich: "I'm feeling anxious about losing my wealth."

Poor: "I'm just feeling hungry."

Therapist: "Don't worry, I'll give you all the same advice: 'Money can't buy happiness... but it can buy food, and that's kinda the same thing, right?'"
3 4
👻 LAUGH WITH ME🤭

1. If you don’t want to visit me, then tell me straight forward to let me know🥲😒...
Favour abeg which one is “I don’t know if I can come again oo, my grandma is pregnänt” 😳🙆‍♀️ 😩😂😂😂

2. Access Bank ATM today... debïted one man that was in front of me N60,000 twice without dispēnsing the cash;🙊
The man grabbëd me and shoutëd: “You are not going anywhere oo!” Because you are my only witness 😳🙆😂😂😂

3. My bro if she puts you on her status, ask her to screenshot the number of views and show you oo...
You can be the only one to see yourself on her status 🤭😂😂 Favour don do am to me many times!! That girl ehn 😒

4. Have you noticed dat Girls have “Three voices”🤭:
ʘ‿ʘ
ONE 👉, Is used when answering calls🙂
TWO 👉, The other one at home😶 when she is talking to her siblings😏(Her Original Voice)
THREE 👉, is used when she’s talking to her “Bae” 😌😂😂

5. Nigerïans be like “Please you get flâshing credit? 🥲
“I just wan tell this my guy make e no førget the package wey we discuss & that thing wey he talk that time I no hear am well make e talk am again....
Shuuuuu, for inside flâshing? 😳🙄😂😂

6. My mum just introduced me to her friend’s daughter Favour, saying we could be friends.... Someone that is already my Ex...😒
Mtcheeew 🤭😂😂😂

7. I stopped watching African movies the day Mary told Joseph she is pregnänt and Joseph shoutëd “Jesus Christ”...
When Jesus was not born yet 😳🙆‍♀️😂😂😂

8. I can’t wait to get married and give birth to twins, I will name them... “Rule and Regulation🤭 or Done and Dústed” 😂😂

🔥🔥🔥🔥❤️❤️✍️✍️🙌
9. Dearie 🥰, If nobody cares to talk to you, Just know that you have Me🙈, just appreciate your Favourite, by liking His Post🙏 and addíng me as your Friend, Love you All 💖

Hope I have Made your Blessed Söul Brightened🥺😢😥

You wanna be My Best Friend right?🙈😢😥

Cutie, I pray God touch your heart to følløw MY PÄGE BELOW for more jokes by me on this pāge 🙏🙏👉👉 Jessica Ali
9 14
👻 LAUGH WITH ME🤭17
😂😂🙃😅
3 4

*The Blind Man's "Special" Moment...*

A blind man walks into a friend's house and says, "I'm going to watch some porn."

Friend: "Umm, don't you think that's a bit pointless?"

Blind Man: "No way, I've got a good imagination... and excellent hearing!"

( Sound effects start playing... )

Blind Man: "Oh, yeah... I can totally picture it now...!"

(Suddenly, he starts making uncomfortable noises...)

Friend: "Dude, are you...?!"

Blind Man: "Shh... I'm just... uh... 'appreciating' the audio description!"

#BlindMan #Porn #SoundEffects

<< (1) (2163)< (2164) (2165) (2166) (2167) (2168) (2169) (2170) (2171) (2172) (2173) (>(2175)) (of 2541 Pages)

Agbazilo © 2025 All rights reserved.

Rules and Regulations, Privacy Policy, Terms and Conditions Email At: Send Email Disclaimer: Every Agbazilo member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Agbazilo.